That's exactly the way you're supposed to do it. I'm pretty sure that's how the menfolk like it now-a-days.
Oh my god! You win! I havn't laughed so hard in ages!
Yeah one day "doing it wrong" will mean you haven't used your teeth to bite it off. Oh my god, where did that come from? Oh but I'm not fed up or anything with the whole fucking messasuariusacraps. It's so unfeminine to get angry - gives you lines. Now, where did I put that prehistoric precursor to the vibrator (dildorapetoolatosssis) so that I can practice my dino blow jobs? Must keep the technique perfected. I actually love bowing to the almighty Fucktardapatriarhiwankismegmaballsaputridas.
Nah, it's the bathtub setting that is making him not enjoy the fellatio. He must have a complex with tile.
Tile Aversion Syndrome (TAS). What he needs is a good sex therapist.
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