But but but, he likes me to look *cute*
Dogs are cute.Dinosaurs are cute.But Dinodogs?
When you said "dinodogs" I automatically thought of food.Maybe I should explore that. Or stop watching internet videos of that guy winning that hot dog eating contest.
Ahem,Dogs are cute.Dinosaurs are cute.But Dogdinos?
Please don't tell me i don't look *cute*! My whole sense of dogdino is invested in looking *cute* Sob, snivel, gulp... it's all I have...
Well, it's dogdino's own fault its whole sense of dogdino is invested in looking *cute*. It is dogdino's own free choice to be cute, no one forced it to look cute. Besides, dogdino must be suffering from some genetically determined mental disease seing that it places such importance on looking cute.
It's funny how if all the dogs wear polka-dot dino suits that after a while the dog can't go out without the dino suit.My own little dog refuses to out without it's dino suit. It just feels naked.
Again, this is a dogividual issue your dog needs to deal with. I recommend prozac.
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