'Let me get this straight,
you are his best friend
and he did that to you?'

7 Comments:

Blogger sparklematrix:

But but but, he likes me to look *cute*

 

 
Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

Dogs are cute.
Dinosaurs are cute.
But Dinodogs?

 

 
Blogger Edith:

When you said "dinodogs" I automatically thought of food.

Maybe I should explore that. Or stop watching internet videos of that guy winning that hot dog eating contest.

 

 
Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

Ahem,

Dogs are cute.
Dinosaurs are cute.
But Dogdinos?

 

 
Blogger sparklematrix:

Please don't tell me i don't look *cute*! My whole sense of dogdino is invested in looking *cute* Sob, snivel, gulp... it's all I have...

 

 
Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

Well, it's dogdino's own fault its whole sense of dogdino is invested in looking *cute*. It is dogdino's own free choice to be cute, no one forced it to look cute. Besides, dogdino must be suffering from some genetically determined mental disease seing that it places such importance on looking cute.

 

 
Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

Again, this is a dogividual issue your dog needs to deal with. I recommend prozac.

 

 

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