'Mate, this must be some sort of misunderstanding. I mean, isn't this "lift & separate" thingymajiggy better suited to those dangly bits between your legs?'
1. People mistaking me for T-Rex 2. Folks promoting their blogs on mine 3. Being sucked up to 4. Getting told what to do 5. Running out of witty stuff to say
I don't see any danger of number five happening, like, ever. Uh. But no pressure.
• Anonymous:
phemi I keep going back to this blog because it is truly brilliant and it makes me laugh so damned hard all at the same time. It makes so much sense! And I am sorry but thingamajiggies for their dangly bits would probably start to smell...horrible... Blech, I don't even want to think about it... When all else fails you can use the thingamajiggy as a hat. I do, and I walk around telling people I am a Victoria's Secretions model. It's very empowerfulmentalizing.
'Mate, this must be some sort of misunderstanding. 
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Fabulous! Especially of the dino-porn pic (t-rex giving head.)
Meanwhile, please tell me what you hate at my blog.
OK, I hate:
1. People mistaking me for T-Rex
2. Folks promoting their blogs on mine
3. Being sucked up to
4. Getting told what to do
5. Running out of witty stuff to say
hahahahahaha.
I don't see any danger of number five happening, like, ever. Uh. But no pressure.
phemi I keep going back to this blog because it is truly brilliant and it makes me laugh so damned hard all at the same time. It makes so much sense!
And I am sorry but thingamajiggies for their dangly bits would probably start to smell...horrible...
Blech, I don't even want to think about it...
When all else fails you can use the thingamajiggy as a hat. I do, and I walk around telling people I am a Victoria's Secretions model. It's very empowerfulmentalizing.
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