'Sir, we have your test results back. The diagnosis is,as we suspected, Chauvanitis Pigisoma and the prognosis... well, ahem, why don't you take a seat first.'
Sir, you are right as far as the initial stages, but as the disease progresses you'll experience more severe symptoms. We need to put you on a course of femicillium radicosum immediately.
Oh Nooo not femicillium radicosum! you see... i know the side effects are that, i will have to shave off my testicle hair (correction- all body hair) be circumsised, and have Tesco carrier bags inserted in my hairless chest. Please there must be some way we can stop this dis-ease?
There is a way, but oh, it's so gruesome. Basically, you'd need to treat women as equals in order to cure your Chauvanitis Pigisomia. What was that? You'd rather die? Yes, a lot of men feel that way.
Unfortunately, this little-known disease affects 1 in 2 members of the world population. I am glad you have opened up a dialogue about it, and provided us with a proven remedy!
'Sir, we have your test results back. The diagnosis is, as we suspected, Chauvanitis Pigisoma and the prognosis... well, ahem, why don't you take a seat first.'
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Noooo Please don’t tell me that’s the same as misogynisoma phallus oedema, where my little willy develops a huge growth and then well…explodes?
Sir, you are right as far as the initial stages, but as the disease progresses you'll experience more severe symptoms. We need to put you on a course of femicillium radicosum immediately.
Damn, you are awesome!
Oh Nooo not femicillium radicosum! you see... i know the side effects are that, i will have to shave off my testicle hair (correction- all body hair) be circumsised, and have Tesco carrier bags inserted in my hairless chest. Please there must be some way we can stop this dis-ease?
There is a way, but oh, it's so gruesome. Basically, you'd need to treat women as equals in order to cure your Chauvanitis Pigisomia. What was that? You'd rather die? Yes, a lot of men feel that way.
*BANG*
I love you Phemi.
Unfortunately, this little-known disease affects 1 in 2 members of the world population. I am glad you have opened up a dialogue about it, and provided us with a proven remedy!
Phemi you deserve the nobel prize for science. This is ground-breaking stuff. I love it.
The poor bugger died? Ah, well, one down, about 5 billion to go....
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