'Nah mate, my erection problem
is a tad bit different from yours,
but thanks for the advice anyhow.'


Blogger sparkleMatrix:

It’s called a priapism* and there is treatment on the NHS for it so don’t worry pet.

* Priapism is a persistent, usually painful, erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without sexual stimulation. The condition develops when blood in the penis becomes trapped and unable to drain


Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

Stop calling it a penis! It's my friggin tail; it's how I keep my balance - or not, as the case may be, on days like today.


Blogger sparkleMatrix:

Well - I did suggest implants, for your 'balance'problems. Anyways I thought men were all cock and no brains? That's why I mistook your tail for a ...sorry


Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

You've just inspired a wonderful idea. I'll book myself in at the dinospital for dinosuction of excess tail and have two lots of it injected under my armpits.


Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

No, cancel that. Not the armpits. Front of the chest and as close to my chin as possible.


Anonymous Pony:

You two (?) are priceless. And oh so needed.


Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

It has come to Ms. Terribilis's attention that Sparkle*Matrix and Ms. Terribilis are one and the same person. If only someone had told me sooner, I could have saved so much money on rent.


Blogger tinypieces:

Ms. Terribilis's and Sparke*MArtix fill me with glee every time i visit their sites. They are rays of sunshine in the gloomy woman hating maleegocentric upside down world we live in today. Thank you!



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