'You'll be safe in there, my little morsel.
Never can be too careful, what with all
them man-eating dinos about.'


Anonymous Radceratops Horrendous:

Well it’s for his own good you know. The man-eating dinos are indeed a scary species! He'll be safe and empowered in the cage though.


Blogger Laurelin:

I hope you don't think about letting him anywhere near the key, Phemi.If he got out and got eaten it'd be his own stupid fault.

And damnit, can't he do something to make himself a bit more appealing while he's in there? I mean you don't want to come back to the cage in the evening, tired from your dino-day, and see him looking that inedible do you? Yeuch.


Blogger Phemisaurus Terribilis:

The key is in the care of a responsible party.


Anonymous Pony:

Show us ya dangly bits!



Anonymous Radceratops Horrendous:

Hmm he's still not dancing...
Throw him some money!


Blogger Laurelin:

he's locked in a cage and he won't dance? What a prude!

Smile love!


Blogger Liz:

He should email all his friends to warn them to stay in their cages so they don't get hurt by the dinos either. Pass this on to all the menz you know!


Anonymous Anonymous:

Glad you're back, Phemi. I fuckin' love this site. This has to be my favourite post.

- Donna



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