'You can't argue with the laws of nature ...this is you here, by the way.'
8 Comments:
• Anonymous:
I love this blog! Never fails to cheer me up.
Dinosaurs, cats and turnips all definitely superior to men. It's so sad that men continue trying to resist their natural place in the world. They will never be happy until they come to terms with their inferiority.
Like, it's okay to be inferior. We can't all be dinosaurs. Men must learn to take pleasure from being the little morsels science proves them to be. It's their destiny.
• Anonymous:
Why can't those frigid men just see that being below a turnip on the food chain is empowerfulizing??! ::shaking fist:: I would add "hamster" right below "cat"
Turnip and man are indeed very closely related. This fact is backed by scientific evidence: they both taste real yummy when roasted with almonds and honey.
• Anonymous:
"This fact is backed by scientific evidence: they both taste real yummy when roasted with almonds and honey."
'You can't argue with the laws of nature
8 Comments:
I love this blog! Never fails to cheer me up.
Dinosaurs, cats and turnips all definitely superior to men. It's so sad that men continue trying to resist their natural place in the world. They will never be happy until they come to terms with their inferiority.
Like, it's okay to be inferior. We can't all be dinosaurs. Men must learn to take pleasure from being the little morsels science proves them to be. It's their destiny.
Why can't those frigid men just see that being below a turnip on the food chain is empowerfulizing??! ::shaking fist::
I would add "hamster" right below "cat"
The position of 'hamster' vis-a-vis 'cat' is a hotly debated topic of great import and with far-reaching implications.
Radceratops Horrendous here - I've lost my password thingy.
Yes Phemi, this is what an essentialist turnip looks like - man. mmmashed...
No lOOk I have found a way without a password. This is what a turnip does *not* look like...
Turnip and man are indeed very closely related. This fact is backed by scientific evidence: they both taste real yummy when roasted with almonds and honey.
"This fact is backed by scientific evidence: they both taste real yummy when roasted with almonds and honey."
Not only are we not extinct, we can rhyme damnit!
The rhyming pattern in our evidence points at it being highly reliable.
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