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Never can be too careful, what with all
them man-eating dinos about.'
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is a tad bit different from yours,
but thanks for the advice anyhow.'
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to explain, but all you need to remember is that
you are a man of agency and you can choose
how to feel about being clubbed over the head'.
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I told you to keep still.
Why can't you just relax and enjoy it?'
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but will you love me anyway, please, please, please?'
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I mean, isn't this "lift & separate" thingymajiggy
better suited to those dangly bits between your legs?'
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