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'You'll be safe in there, my little morsel.
Never can be too careful, what with all
them man-eating dinos about.'
Never can be too careful, what with all
them man-eating dinos about.'
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'Nah mate, my erection problem
is a tad bit different from yours,
but thanks for the advice anyhow.'
is a tad bit different from yours,
but thanks for the advice anyhow.'
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'Granted, post-modernism is somewhat difficult
to explain, but all you need to remember is that
you are a man of agency and you can choose
how to feel about being clubbed over the head'.
to explain, but all you need to remember is that
you are a man of agency and you can choose
how to feel about being clubbed over the head'.
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'Sir, we have your test results back. The diagnosis is, as we suspected, Chauvanitis Pigisoma and the prognosis... well, ahem, why don't you take a seat first.'
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'Well, it's your own stupid fault if it hurts.
I told you to keep still.
Why can't you just relax and enjoy it?'
I told you to keep still.
Why can't you just relax and enjoy it?'
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'OK, so, I have embarrasing hair growth, like, all over,
but will you love me anyway, please, please, please?'
but will you love me anyway, please, please, please?'
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'Mate, this must be some sort of misunderstanding.
I mean, isn't this "lift & separate" thingymajiggy
better suited to those dangly bits between your legs?'
I mean, isn't this "lift & separate" thingymajiggy
better suited to those dangly bits between your legs?'
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